{"id":34766,"date":"2023-11-14T15:09:39","date_gmt":"2023-11-14T23:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.haunting.net\/?p=34766"},"modified":"2023-11-14T15:09:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-14T23:09:39","slug":"la-casa-de-satanas-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.haunting.net\/la-casa-de-satanas-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"La Casa de Satanas 2023 – Ur F*@cking Hysterical Recollection"},"content":{"rendered":"

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La Casa de Satanas 2023 – Ur F*@cking Hysterical<\/h2>\n

Oh boy where do we begin with this show?\u00a0 La Casa de Satanas 2023<\/a> show Ur F*cking Hysterical is different, scary, disturbing, funny, and all around just good ol\u2019 fashioned fun.\u00a0 I participated on one of the extra extreme nights.\u00a0 Here we are in Chicago.\u00a0 Parking was very easy which was surprising given it is Chicago.\u00a0 I was instructed to print the waiver and sign it in person.\u00a0 I had to read this waiver over a handful of times while waiting in the car for my show time.\u00a0 It definitely got the heart rate going.\u00a0 What will happen to me?\u00a0 Why do I keep signing my life away to strangers?\u00a0 Why did I decide an extra extreme night was a good idea?\u00a0 Well it is time to find out. La Casa de Satanas 2023 is an Extreme Haunt that runs out of Chicago, IL.<\/span><\/p>\n

I walk through the snow to the building that the La Casa de Satanas 2023<\/a> show is in.\u00a0 I am greeted by a gentleman at a table with some foldout chairs.\u00a0 This is an art studio building so, immediately, I felt at ease, however this doesn\u2019t last long.\u00a0 There is still a group going through their show so I grab a seat and talk with the guy that greeted me for a bit.\u00a0 The other guests come out of their show.\u00a0 After looking at them I second guess my decision.\u00a0 Time to go through the door into the dark basement.\u00a0 Sure why not\u2026<\/p>\n

As you get into the basement of La Casa de Satanas 2023<\/a> you enter what I can only describe as a disturbing waiting area.\u00a0 There are two other guests with me.\u00a0 I look around the room and notice a tv behind some plexiglass.\u00a0 You are told by a voice to sit in front of the tv.\u00a0 As we sit down the tv comes on.\u00a0 The instructions and safety precautions are given in a hysterical manner.\u00a0 Once the instructions are done you enter the hallway where the tv is in.\u00a0 Oh boy a clown, in a dark hallway, instructing us to put on scrubs and face a brick wall.\u00a0 I believe I have seen something similar in a movie somewhere and it didn\u2019t end well.\u00a0 After putting on the scrubs, I am given a bald cap to put on.\u00a0 I don\u2019t even want to know why I need this.\u00a0 After the clown finishes yelling at us, we are directed to the next room.<\/p>\n

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This room\u2026\u2026 Oh this room\u2026.. Well let\u2019s just call it Father Dave\u2019s Church of Love.\u00a0 Yes Church of Love\u2026. You are greeted with glowing painted walls, a spinning wheel on the floor, two booths, the clown from before, and Father Dave.\u00a0 Father Dave is here to bless you but it won\u2019t be with holy water.\u00a0 This priest doesn\u2019t wield a bible either.\u00a0 Oh no\u2026\u00a0 He wields his holy dong and is ready to bless you with the gift of God.\u00a0 Yes you did read that correctly.\u00a0 You are going to kneel and bow down before your servant of God.\u00a0 And blessed you will be. You are going to feel the whole experience of the Holy Spirit as it coats your entire being.\u00a0 Well I am starting to see why we needed scrubs and bald caps.\u00a0 I am not sure whether I should be disturbed, laugh, or cry.\u00a0 As Father Dave finishes telling you all the things he likes to do I am instructed to get into one of the booths.\u00a0 The nice little clown decides putting a shock collar on my neck would be a good idea.\u00a0 I am then handed a remote. The male guest in the group is put into the other booth with the female guest to follow.\u00a0 I guess we are supposed to use these remotes to shock the other person.\u00a0 Well I receive the first shock and decide hmmm what happens if I turn these numbers up on the remote.\u00a0 The shocks go back and forth for a bit before the female guest enters. \u00a0I administered one shock and she was not having it.\u00a0 I receive a few more shocks and then we are taken out of the booth.\u00a0 As I exit the booth Father Dave is having his way with the male guest.\u00a0 Spinning him on this wheel in circles while wielding his weapon of God.\u00a0 We are instructed to keep spinning him on this wheel until Father Dave decides he has no more love to give.\u00a0 Into the next room we go\u2026.<\/p>\n

Well I am greeted by one lady spread eagle and yelling on a table ready to give birth.\u00a0 Then there is another lady with some kind of warped face hunched over.\u00a0 As insanity ensues, I am trying not to fall over laughing.\u00a0 The look on the female guest is priceless.\u00a0 As this baby shoots across the room and almost smashes into the wall like something out of a deranged cartoon, the other creature picks it up.\u00a0 Upon further examination this thing is not a baby.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know what it is but it isn\u2019t a human baby.\u00a0 What do you think happens next?\u00a0 You guessed it! This figure and I start playing catch with this product of hell.\u00a0 Did Father Dave have something to do with this!?\u00a0 I am literally playing catch with this person\u2019s baby as she screams and tries to get it.\u00a0 This is actually a little difficult considering it is soaked in some kind of KY Jelly type substance.\u00a0 Oh did I mention that the baby is dead and it is your fault? \u00a0\u00a0Well after this fun family bonding moment we are on to the next phase of insanity.<\/p>\n

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This room is dark and designed to feel like you are outside.\u00a0 While taking in the scenery I notice a flesh made bathtub filled with water.\u00a0 And who might you think is bathing in the nice waters!?!?\u00a0 Why it is no other than Pogo The Clown.\u00a0 Oh yes, just like Elvis Presley at the gas station, he is alive and kicking.\u00a0 So why not go hang out with the serial killing clown.\u00a0 As he tells us some beautiful tales of heartwarming times I see there are apples in the bathtub.\u00a0 Can you guess where this is going?\u00a0 As nothing shocks me anymore with what can happen, Pogo\u2019s beautiful voice states that he wants us to bob for apples.\u00a0 Well this is nice.\u00a0 Bobbing for apples in a bathtub with a naked serial killing clown.\u00a0 How poetic.\u00a0 As we take turns doing this for a while Pogo decides he is bored.\u00a0 The only thing that can cure his boredom is to shove a big black dildo down the male guests throat while he is submerged underwater not expecting it at all.\u00a0 Oh all the laughs we shared.\u00a0 You think being mouth raped by a serial killing clown while bobbing for apples in his flesh made bathtub is enough!?!?\u00a0 You could not be more wrong.<\/p>\n

Climb through that whole in the wall they said.\u00a0 It will be fun they said.\u00a0 This is the point where a cage closes behind that whole in the wall.\u00a0 We are in a dark hallway.\u00a0 In front of us is a wall of knives with a face hole in it.\u00a0 Whose face pops into that hole?\u00a0 No other than the person\u2019s baby you killed and tossed around.\u00a0 Well this can\u2019t be good.\u00a0 The wall comes charging toward us.\u00a0 The screaming from earlier ensues except this time it is a riddle you need to answer.\u00a0 I am assuming this answer is needed to prevent death.\u00a0 It is some kind of question in relation to something Father Dave worships.\u00a0 Well this guy did not attend Father Dave\u2019s class at the Love Palace in school.\u00a0 As we near our ultimate demise we are saved at the last minute.\u00a0 We are dragged through the brick wall and into the final room of La Casa de Satanas 2023.<\/p>\n

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Finally!\u00a0 A room filled with family, friends, and loved ones.\u00a0 A place to make those loving memories that will carry you through the tough times.\u00a0 It is time for family dinner.\u00a0 We are sat down and plates and silverware are set for us.\u00a0 Now this lady slaved away over the stove for hours to make us this meal.\u00a0 We better eat it and like it.\u00a0 You know I am not really hungry after those tasty apples.\u00a0 And the food is served.\u00a0 Nothing says scrumptious like the bland gray slop that I see before me.\u00a0 Pogo won\u2019t be happy if we don\u2019t eat.\u00a0 Better eat up everyone.\u00a0 As I attempt to ingest this cold slop I see the female guest.\u00a0 Oh no.\u00a0 Please don\u2019t puke over in this direction.\u00a0 Not that it would matter at this point.\u00a0 At least that would be warm unlike this dinner.\u00a0 Did I mention if you don\u2019t like your food you get the nice gesture of force feeding.\u00a0 There is no time to ponder if I will be puked on as I am forced to my feet and led astray.\u00a0 I am thrown to my knees on this church kneeler and instructed to stay.\u00a0 Pray to your God!\u00a0 Father Dave\u2019s Love Juice Heaven would be a blessing compared to what is in store.\u00a0 The noose is put around my neck and all I see in front of me is darkness.\u00a0 As I am asked if I am ready to play with Father Dave for all eternity it happens.\u00a0 No one, two, three.\u00a0 No final last words.\u00a0 Not even a finished sentence.\u00a0 I am thrown into the darkness as I lift off the kneeler and plunge downwards. \u00a0Downwards to the loving eternal arms of Father Dave.\u00a0 Father Dave\u2019s Love Palace is my home now.<\/p>\n

This La Casa de Satanas 2023 production was funny, chaotic, and disturbing to say the least.\u00a0 How they contained all this is a mystery.\u00a0 There was not a single moment to really think and comprehend what you are seeing\/doing.\u00a0 I am writing this review, so I did not die.\u00a0 I never felt unsafe.\u00a0 (That final moment was terrifying not going to lie.)\u00a0 Everyone did a great job warping my mind.\u00a0 This La Casa de Satanas 2023 show was unlike anything I have ever done. \u00a0Big shout out to the entire crew.\u00a0 I have no idea how everyone kept their composure.\u00a0 Amelia de Rudder puts on a hell of a show.\u00a0 This event is not for everyone.\u00a0 It is intense to the max.\u00a0 Beware those who decide to enter\u2026..<\/p>\n

For more information about La Casa de Satanas 2023, check out their Facebook<\/a>, Instagram<\/a> and Website<\/a>. For information about similar events, check out our Event Calendar<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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